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What To Do When Your Boyfriend’s Asshole Best Friend Says, “Hey, Never Trust Anything That Bleeds For Seven Days And Doesn’t Die,
Right?”
OR The Only Poem I’ll Ever Write About Periods.

Don’t excuse him because he’s had
at least three lite beers
and is sweating through his black button down
that his mom or exgirlfriend
probably bought him.
Don’t excuse him because he’s been turned down
by the last six girls he went on dates with
after meeting them on tindr
with a picture that’s seven years old
Don’t excuse him because
he’s usually such a nice guy
because you don’t want to be a bitch
because you don’t want to cause a scene
because when you were seventeen
your sister told you
no one likes an angry feminist

Tell him,
Hey, Asshole:
Let me explain something to you.
Every goddamn motherfucking month since I was eleven,
a part of me
tore itself to shreds
ripped itself apart inside me
and then remade itself.

So yes, I bleed for seven days
and I don’t die
You know what else can do that?
Gods.
Immortal beings.
Things of legend.
Fuck, I can even
create life.

So I say, never trust anything that can’t
bleed for seven days and not die.
You know what that makes it?
Weak
Fallible
Mortal.
So let’s see, hon,
What you’re made of.
If you can bleed for seven days
and not die.

Rip out his jugular with your teeth.
And when he bleeds for seven seconds
and dies,
spit on his corpse and say,
I thought not.

Katherine Tucker (via ofcrosseddaggers)

riverplants:

foods dangerous to dogs:

  1. avocadoes
  2. alcohol
  3. raw bread dough
  4. caffeine
  5. chocolate
  6. grapes and raisins
  7. onions and garlic
  8. macadamia nuts
  9. raw salmon
  10. xylitol (artificial sweeteners)

if you have a dog please reblog this

okaywork:

oh my GOD i cant wait to wear leggings and boots and scarves and sweaters and smell pumpkin and spice and have bonfires and scary movies on all the time i cant wait to not sweat when i step outside god fall cant come fast enough

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

funnyandhilarious:

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Costume DesignThe Fifth Element (1997)

by Jean Paul Gaultier

This years Halloween costume will be the fifth element flight attendant ensemble. Every single costume design from this movie is down right jaw dropping.

myquietobservations:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

Ps. If he can’t handle a condom, he shouldn’t get the privilege of sleeping with you.
Non-condom sex is a privilege for intimate, safe sex (ie tested and committed) partners. THAT doesn’t happen early on. Trust and responsibility are signs of a good partner- never take that for granted.

myquietobservations:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

Ps. If he can’t handle a condom, he shouldn’t get the privilege of sleeping with you.

Non-condom sex is a privilege for intimate, safe sex (ie tested and committed) partners. THAT doesn’t happen early on. Trust and responsibility are signs of a good partner- never take that for granted.

Bitch slap those Germs!!

Bitch slap those Germs!!

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local Goth drinks a coffee in the big city

e-brat:

local Goth drinks a coffee in the big city